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Happy Papillae Tongue Scraper

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Primal Life Organic’s Happy Papillae Tongue Scraper is like a magic wand, making bad breath germs disappear.

But, you already br...

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Primal Life Organic’s Happy Papillae Tongue Scraper is like a magic wand, making bad breath germs disappear.

But, you already brush your teeth so you don’t need it right?

WRONG!

Go ahead, stick out your tongue, we won’t be offended.

Is your tongue a healthy pink? Or, does it have an icky, white coating?

Yeah, that’s what we thought.

That coating is the bacteria that put off those noxious sulfur compounds and create the morning breath that makes you want to hide your head under your pillow in shame.

But with Primal Life Organic’s Happy Papillae Tongue Scraper (thats [puh-pil-ee]) you can finally stop hiding, get the freshest breath you’ve ever had and make your mornings happy again.

Our Happy Papillae Tongue Scraper is made from copper, the only material a tongue scraper should ever be made out of.

That’s because the copper in Primal Life Organic’s Happy Papillae Tongue Scraper is actually antiseptic and anti-bacterial, helping kill off those bad bacteria living rent-free in your mouth.

And by the way, that’s not just a “tongue- in- cheek” comment.

Primal Life Organic’s Happy Papillae Tongue Scraper clears toxins and bacteria from your tongue and removes that thick, nasty coating that causes the stinkiest of breath.

Our copper tongue scraper even helps eliminate undigested food particles from your tongue – clearing away the garbage and its atrocious smell.

By ensuring your tongue is as clean as possible, our Happy Papillae Tongue Scraper also enhances your sense of taste, so you can enjoy your food like never before.

And, the gentle scraping stimulates your internal organs and optimizes your oral and digestive health, helping you feel better.

So take fresh breath to the next level and grab our copper tongue scraper today.

With the Happy Papillae Tongue Scraper, you can finally get rid of the gunk that brushing leaves behind and get naturally fresh breath you can be proud of.

Let Primal Life Organic’s Happy Papillae Tongue Scraper work its magic today and stop fearing morning breath forever.

Directions

 Directions:

    1. Hold the scraper by the curled edges
    2. Gently place the horseshoed end at the back of your tongue
    3. Apply light pressure as you pull the scraper along your tongue, removing the white film
    4. Rinse Happy Papillae in running water
    5. Repeat as necessary
    6. Wash with warm, soapy water and store in a dry location
    7. Smile... your papillae are happy!

Use as directed.  Supervise young children. Discontinue if irritation occurs.  

Warning... Happy Papillae is known to cause intense fresh breath and crazy things may happen!  Be warned... you may want to stock up on Grunt Lip Balm to prepare for extreme kissing!!

FAQs

I gag easily. is there anything I can do to reach further back on my tongue? 
Answers- this in not a one-size-fits-all, try one of these, one might work for you...
  • Make a fist with your left hand, except put your thumb on the inside. And squeeze. Suppresses the gag reflex somewhat. And yes, 100% serious. It works. Don't ask me how. 
  • Exhale while you scrape 
  • Lean your head forward as you scrape.. don't forget to breathe through you nose.. that should help! 
  • Take a drink of water immediately before you scrape your tongue. The process of swallowing disengages the gag reflex. Try it! 
  • Hold your breath while cleaning your tongue. It's the same trick sword swallowed use, no air = no gag!

Do I use this before or after brushing?  It can be used either way... some like to use it before because it removes the bacteria off their tongue and they finish by brushing their tongue.  Others enjoy scraping after they brush... try both and then decide what works for your papillae!